If you didn’t get the film reference, then the rest of this blog is going to do absolutely nothing for you. Custom t-shirt has become to a mainstream for wearing t-shirt.
Word one of English he had not, and my Slovak is equally not there, so our exchange was limited to a handshake, a photo and him pointing to himself and saying ‘Slovak’. Actually, come to think of it, do you get Slovaks called Slovak? Because if you do …
Anyway, deprived of any communication about this urban shark themed T-shirt, I went on the hunt for a shark of my own.
There’s some marine-based rubbish out there, I’m telling you! If I was a trawler, I’d have been loaded down with crappy T-shirts featuring improbably foreshortened Great Whites gnashing their chops at the passing public and causing consternation only in those of an artistic disposition who would have gone home totally depressed by the way T-shirt designers seemed incapable of drawing a shark that was properly proportional, rather than having a mouth the size of a small car and a tail the size of a sardine.
If you have a t-shirt printer, you can do your own t-shirt printing. For most of the time, for t-shirt printing we always choose screen printing technology. T-shirt screen printing technology is most prevalent used.
I digress. I did find a very good T-shirt. The kind of T-shirt that looks good and makes you feel good. Good. Not a word most of us associate with sharks, but there you go – life is surprising, or it will be for Slovak the Slovak if he finds himself on line.
The T-shirt can be found at the Watersports Warehouse, with its faintly pervy slogan of ‘come in out of the dry’. Apparently shark numbers are on the decline, because we are greedy, nasty creatures – and I thought it was the sharks who were the bad guys! So if you buy this nifty teeshirt, some of the cost goes to shark conservation. And then maybe the naff T-shirt designers will meet a shark and either learn to draw it properly, or get eaten.
At the same time, it benefit the world environment.


